College Savers Gifts

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'So, who's first?'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Cutting corners can cost money.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."