Grade Saver Gifts

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Examiners.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Truth In Education

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

Examiners Nightmare.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Grading Guidelines.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

GCSE Results.

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'