Savvy Saver Gifts

"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Dang! The recession is over and we didn't even know it!'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"Remember, the best things in life are free ? for the first three months."

"Who says you can't still find a dollar slice in this city?"

'We've bought a new car...' - 'Gah!' - '...and we're going on holiday again next week.' - 'Double gah!' - 'What's up with you?' - 'You really need to start saving for my retirement at some point, Dad!'

"It failed the stress test."

'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'

"It's a sandwich you don't really want plus a drink you can't stand and a snack you're trying to give up."

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

Meat Prices

"Stocking up on gas, huh?"

Debts stacking up.

Ask Mister Buck. "Please explain income inequlity." Time is money but some people get a better exchange rate than others.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Papi, I'm planning my future. How much money do you have in my college fund?"

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"