Smart Savers Gifts

Having learned to read lips, Howard was able to avoid the expense of an HDTV and cable.

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Piggy Bank ATM

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

Girl holding money.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'So, who's first?'

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"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

Still on the Back Burner

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'