Serial Savers Gifts

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

Exploding Piggy Bank

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

Money.

Checking and Savings. Well, a penny saved is still a penny earned -- minus user's fees and transaction charges.