Serial Savers Pillows

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

Exploding Piggy Bank

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Money.

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'