Digital Savers Pillows

"Don't forget to save your work."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"So much for password protected."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Save money on the web.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

TV versus Books

Modern money

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Latest in computerised cash management."

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

"You may have gotten huge saving on our phone service, Johnson, but this isn't AT&T!"

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

'Transfer every penny from my joint account to a safe deposit box until Thursday when the sales finish!'

'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'

'Give my teacher an apple? Grandma, I can't afford a computer!'

'Four dollars and thirty-two cents? — That's your idea of a deposit?'

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