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"That's Bill, from tech support."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Error: Out of memory.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

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"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Vaccine

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Modern Shepherding

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

Computer viruses

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"Don't forget to save your work."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.