Digital Saver Pillows

Save money on the web.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"So much for password protected."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

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"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

The Mattress Savings Bank

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Screen Addict

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

Reverse piggy bank