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"So much for password protected."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Roasting the Moneybox

Saving for College.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It failed the stress test."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"