Senior Saver Pillows

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

"Paying full price again? Won't you ever admit you're sixty plus?"

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"So much for password protected."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Still on the Back Burner

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Prove it.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

IPCC climate change report

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."