Smart Saver Pillows

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"So much for password protected."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Cash Rebate

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Save money on the web.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Still on the Back Burner

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'