Screen Saver Pillows

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'

'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Screen Addict

"The best way to get Bob's attention is by phone. . . I usually throw mine at him."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

"You asked if I would give living off grid a chance. Well, it's been 10 minutes, and I'm going back on grid."

"Have you noticed? The kids haven't watched TV all week!"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"I'm thinking about selling the t.v."

"In a while, technophile!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

The AdRams Family no.23 - Son staring at turned off screen

'Honey! Grab your glasses, and come check out this great video I found online!'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

I'm giving plasma.

"Brad, you're 48. You don't need to Google it."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm bored."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!