Screen-time Saver Pillows

"I'm bored."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

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Modern camping

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Deposit phones here

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

The End of the Internet

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

Screen Addict

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.