Time Saver Pillows

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

"This could have just been an email."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Time Is Money

"I'm bored."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

World Meat Consumptiom

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

The first meeting.

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

Then and Now

"How was the gig you went to last night?"