Time-saving Enthusiast Pillows

"I realized how much time I was wasting chewing my cud, so to get more free time, I bought myself a blender..."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Time Is Money

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"Can that be right?"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'