Time Saver Enthusiast Pillows

'You certainly can't dispute the time I'll save in the morning,'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Time Is Money

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

God's Sticky Notes

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

The first meeting.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

"This could have just been an email."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

TV versus Books

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I'm looking for a clockwatcher.'

Note from Self: Stick To It

'I hate military time.'