Time-saver Seeker Pillows

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Food van driving through an office.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Cutting corners can cost money.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

World Meat Consumptiom

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"