
Hi! I'm setting up a carpool for field hockey practice? Tuesdays and Fridays? Great!
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Hi! I'm setting up a carpool for field hockey practice? Tuesdays and Fridays? Great!
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
Time Is Money
'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"
'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'
'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'
'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'
'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'
'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'
Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
Food van driving through an office.
The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.
"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."
"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'
'Do you have any coupons?'
'Now that's what I call fast food.'
"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"
I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!
"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."
Cutting corners can cost money.
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze
World Meat Consumptiom
"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."
"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"
'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'
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