Time-saving Trickster T-Shirts

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

'To save you time, I bought my Valentine card. All you have to do is put a check in it.'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Tom Mullica.

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"You call that a KISS?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

And that's why I'm still single!