Time-saving Trickster Pillows

'To save you time, I bought my Valentine card. All you have to do is put a check in it.'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'Safe!'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Candle Size

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"You call that a KISS?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

And that's why I'm still single!

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."