Time Savers T-Shirts

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Time Is Money

"I'm bored."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Monday around 9PM.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

How to save on your heating bill...

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

The first meeting.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Multi-Functional

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"This could have just been an email."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"