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'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Time Is Money

"I'm bored."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

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"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Here we stopped workers taking home pens.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

The first meeting.

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'I'm feeling a lot better, Nurse -- how about switching me to the cheap stuff?'

"This could have just been an email."

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

'We're cheap, but we're not cheerful ...'

"But we've saved a bundle on operating costs since all the equipment broke down."