Time-saving Sorcerer Pillows

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Witch Online

Heavenwood

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'