Time-saving Sorcerer Pillows

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

If Disney was a software company

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Witch Online

Heavenwood

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

'I don't care WHO started it!'