Script Sorcerer Pillows

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Eugene Ionesco

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

Dear Diary

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'