Spell-casting Sorcerer Pillows

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."