Spelling Sorcerer Pillows

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Witches of Instagram

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

My Cauldron Rules

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."