Spell Seekers Pillows

Witch Parrot

Dialogue

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Candle Size

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

The Wizard.

Zen Voodoo

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Witch's Brew

'What's this?! They left off the extra children!'