Spelling Sorcerer Gifts

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"At least she's reading."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.