Spelling Spotters Gifts

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

Department of Education - No smoaking.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Zen Voodoo

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Witch's Brew