Spelling Spotters Gifts

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

Department of Education - No smoaking.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Zen Voodoo

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

Spelling for Dumbies.

'My son is away at college majoring in communication. When he sends me an email message, I have to run it through the spell checker before it makes sense to me.'

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'