Spellcheck Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

A bet over spelling

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"