Spellcheck Squad Member Gifts

You win some, you ose some.

Punctuation Police

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Hardscrabble"

Spelling for Dumbies.

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'