Spelling Experts Gifts

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Grammar and Marketing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

Spelling for Dumbies.

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'