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"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

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Grammar and Marketing

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

This problem began in the 1950's...

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"Hardscrabble"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

Spelling for Dumbies.

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"