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"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

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"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

How some bird species determine pecking order.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

"Spelling bee podium"

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."