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'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Quality Contorl.

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

A bet over spelling

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Independant Spelling Consultant.

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."