Spelling Fanatic Mugs

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Obedience School Spelling Bee

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

A bet over spelling

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'