Spelling Aficionados Mugs

"Look, it's either 50 words a minute - or 5, if you want them spelt correctly!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Quality Contorl.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

A bet over spelling

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

'Therapist is one word George!'

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."