Spelling Fan T-Shirts

Marc w/a 'C'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Cat Burglar

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Praying mantis.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Streaming"

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!