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Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"It's all learning-is-fun and invented spelling then - bam! - second grade."

"I address all of Daniel's spelling and long-division needs."

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

'A couple of words may be misspelled, but as you can see, I asked for a dictionary.'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"Spell 'flower.'" "Spell 'onomatopoeia.'" "F-l-o-w-e-r." "This contest is rigged."

Those two are inseperable.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'My teacher uses vowels when shell spells a word. I guess she never texts.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."