Spell Check Enthusiast Gifts

"You do realize that without spell check you'd be back in the mailroom."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

Wordplay: Carelessness.

A bet over spelling

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

'Therapist is one word George!'