Spell-checker Enthusiast Gifts

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

A bet over spelling

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Hardscrabble"