Spelling Aficionado Gifts

"Hardscrabble"

Acme Spelling Bee Company

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punt Cake

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

AA Meeting Here Today

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Kardiff.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Privates Beach"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Didn't you just say that?"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"You have word-ill."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Punkins

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'