Spelling Mistake Aficionado Gifts

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Baptism Then and Now

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Quality Contorl.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

A bet over spelling

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!