Spelling Mistake Aficionado Prints

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Baptism Then and Now

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Quality Contorl.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Samuel Johnson

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

A bet over spelling