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Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

The first car accident.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Replace divots'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Season of Farce'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

'Oh it's not what it looks like... We're lawyers!'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

Hunting man hits his host

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

"I like to think that, in my own little way, I played a significant role in the overall advancement of human folly!"

Spiro & Pusho's attempt to move a piano meets with disaster.

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'