Spellchecker Gifts

'Has it been spell-checked?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Punctuation Police

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I lettered in spelling."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'That's my boy...'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."