Spellchecker Gifts

'Has it been spell-checked?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Punctuation Police

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I lettered in spelling."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'That's my boy...'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"How do you spell, asteroid?"