Spelling Specialist Gifts

'She corrects every I've ever said.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I lettered in spelling."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'That's my boy...'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"