Spelling Master Gifts

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"On your marks..."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

How some bird species determine pecking order.

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Spelling for Dumbies.

"Hardscrabble"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'