Spellcheck Squad Member Mugs

You win some, you ose some.

Punctuation Police

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'Therapist is one word George!'

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

Spelling for Dumbies.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"Hardscrabble"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Bookstore. Spelling Made Easy. I entered all the spelling bees in school but I never one won.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Santa advertising for Elvis.